Sorry Crazy but I don't remember your situation. Married? Separated? Custody issues? Fader? not DF'd obviously. When they are with you and you are able to, steer them to the real world.
I am at a disadvantage not having kids, but for what its worth I would start taking them on field trips to museums and art galleries in order to show them there is a world of knowledge and beauty out there. Natural history museums would have examples of fossils and would make for a natural topic for discussion. A museum beats the boredom of a stuffy Kingdom hell any day.
Find habitat for humanity and have them help you work on a project for an "evil" worldly person so they can see that they actually do care about each other.
Just wanted to share what I would do in that situation. If you can make them miss meetings at all that is GOLD!